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<malinovka> Hey dinguses, I'm not here. Some of us have better things to do than sit in front of our computers all day waiting for a message.
<malinovka> ...Who am I kidding? I have nothing better to do.
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<malinovka> Hey dinguses, I'm not here. Some of us have better things to do than sit in front of our computers all day waiting for a message.
<malinovka> ...Who am I kidding? I have nothing better to do.
<HotterTwin>
sry its been so long shit kinda went sideways for awhile there
lil dying etc etc its all good now
so u wanna hang?
<malinovka>
Same... actually...? Which is kind of a weird and unfortunate coincidence.
But yeah.
Hanging would be good.
<HotterTwin>
are u okay????
<malinovka>
But I'm trying to cope with humor and sarcasm.
What about you? You also died??
<HotterTwin>
which tbh sucks more than the actual murder
but dont tell my gf i said that
<malinovka>
Oh, you have a girlfriend?
[ Not pictured, behind the screen:
It's one thing to see two men online claim to be married, and to hear her friends talk about having gone to a Pride march. It's another to see another woman (especially one Robin already looks up to) drop the g-word so casually in conversation. ]
<HotterTwin>
and duh
this snass (snake ass) is bi af
shes pretty awesome as long as u dont make light of the whole dying thing
shes still a lil upset abt it
what abt u?? got a gf of ur own? seeing any hot monsters yet?
<malinovka>
No. I'm not seeing anyone.
[ ...Does she say it? Lup is safe, right? ]
I did try to ask one girl out, when I first got here. A human. But... it didn't go well.
<HotterTwin>
no?
what happened?
ur such a hottie seems like shes missing the fuck out
<malinovka>
I kind of blacked out and ate her by accident.
<HotterTwin> 1/2
<HotterTwin> 2/2
girl we need to hang out ASAP
i need to hear all about this
give me the 411 on ur dating life
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My dating life before that was the dictionary definition of nonexistent.
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u want help with matchmaking
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I mean...
I don't NOT want help with matchmaking.
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gimme the list baybee
whats ur type?
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Back home, getting a crush on a girl wouldn't ever lead anywhere because I had no way of knowing whether she would be gay or not.
And it wasn't really worth the risk to ask.
[ She had been so hopeful about Vickie, but then there was the boyfriend... But they broke up! So maybe Robin had a chance...? Anyway, Vickie isn't worth getting hung up over when Robin will likely never see her again. Best to move on. ]
I guess I like redheads...?
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and speaking from experience considering we just did a whole pride thing and preeeetty much every monster was in attendance
id say ur chances are pretty damn good if ur looking for gay ladies
dope
cute redhead chicks
anything else?
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She has to like music.
Bonus points if she can play an instrument or sing, but she at least has to have good taste in favorite bands/singers.
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and perf
chagirl will be on the hunt for a gf for u!!
but fr fr u better be coming over for our slumber party date
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It's a date.
[ The first time she's ever said that to another woman, even if it's not, strictly speaking, an actual date.
Feels good. ]
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u allergic to anything?
or have a general hate towards baked goods for no reason?
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As long as your baked goods don't have shrimp, I think I'll be good.
Why, are you a baker?
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but u will just have to wait and find out~*~*